- “Dishonesty Is The Second-Best Policy and Other Rules to Live By” by David Mitchell
- “Michael Palin In Venezuela” by Michael Palin
- “Happiness: Lessons From A New Science” by Richard Layard
- “The People on Platform 5” by Clare Pooley
- “Encyclopaedia of Narrow Gauge Railways of Great Britain and Ireland” by Thomas Middlemiss
- “Moscow Coup: The Death of the Soviet System” by Martin Sixsmith
- “The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged Thirteen and Three-Quarters” by Sue Townsend
- “The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole” by Sue Townsend
- “Adrian Mole: The Collected Poems” by Sue Townsend
- “How To Live Like A Stoic” by Tom Hodgkinson
- “The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass aged 37 3/4” by Adrian Plass
- “This Present Darkness” by Frank Peretti
- “Don’t Sleep, There Are Snakes” by Daniel Everett
- “Brutal Scotland” by Simon Phipps
- “Idler XXX: Thirty Years of The Idler, A Visual History” by Tom Hodgkinson
- “We” by Yevgeny Zamyatin
- “British Railways Mark 1 Coaches” by Keith Parkin
- “Meditations” by Marcus Aurelius
- “The Story of Railways” by Richard Bowood, illustrated by Robert Ayton (Ladybird)
- “Riders” by Jilly Cooper
- “The Dark Half” by Stephen King
- “Everything In Color” by Stephanie Stalvey
- “Final Destination: Riding Britain’s Trains to the End of the Line” by Nige Tassell
- “Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee” by Charlie Higson
Date Started: 26th July 2026
Date Finished: 6th September 2026
3.5/5 stars
It’s very much written in the author’s trademark style, with some very funny and sharp observations, but it’s also a good delve into the strengths and weaknesses of each monarch, what they achieved (or didn’t), what they were like as people, and the significant events of their reigns. The only reason I’ve marked this down slightly is simply because it wouldn’t be my first choice of book to read had it been written by anyone else, and I’m a hardcore republican who loathes the royals and what a bunch of useless wasters they are these days, so I found a few chapters somewhat tedious, but most of them were great, especially the ones from Queen Victoria onwards as I found them very useful summaries of how we got to where we are today. Edward VIII was particularly interesting, and I think we really dodged a bullet there – if he hadn’t abdicated, we’d have ended up with a Nazi-admiring racist on the throne during the Second World War. That said, I think there’s been plenty of other Nazi-admiring racists in the royal family over the years…he was just one of the less subtle ones.
Anyway, it’s a good read, and because each monarch has their own chapter, you can delve in and out of it wherever you like. It’ll be interesting to see if Higson writes any more non-fiction, and on the strength of this I’ll be happy to read it if he does. An added bonus is the illustrations, done by Jim Moir (aka Vic Reeves) in his unique, surreal style, and a great addition to the text.